Guitar and Black Magic Encryption

IN THE REALM OF TV PARTIES, RUSS T. GONADS REIGNS SUPREME. JOINING WITH CLARK CHAOS IN 1983, RUSTY Gonads was a spry young lad of a wholesome nature. He was naive to the ways of sorcery, magic and evil. His exposure to those ancient evil ways through Clark Chaos warped and corrupted his fragile egg-shell mind. In other words, IT BLEW HIS FUCKING MIND! After that, his mind has been forever enslaved to serve the wicked dark lord of hardcore, Mr. Chaos himself.

After that, well, sweet young Russ became RUSTY GONADS, the musical magician, the bard of evil.

His dedication to this dark and mystical journey is phenomenal. Continuous bereavements and beatings has not changed his bright and chipper demeanor. To torture his simple soul, Clark has forced him to switch several times from guitar to drums each time the band has had to deal with another change in drummers. This undoubtedly has twisted poor Rusty's mind into a tangled web of delicious delirium. Coming to the conclusion that Chaos was twisting him in knots, he decided that the guitar was his true calling so, he began chatting on the internet with the intent of finding a new drummer and, manipulating Chaos to the one drummer he located... To this day "The Prince Of Porn" Still Has no idea of Russ T. Gonads Talent with a computer.