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Lead Vocals and Mind Manipulation JG is no fool. To their surprise, The BrainDead found not another pathetic social slave, but a fellow devil of sonic revolution. JG officially signed the Document of Institutional Destruction in February 1994 when they all performed together at Gibson's Bar & Grill in Downtown Seattle. His neoteric, sexual presence and his dominant, whipping vocals mixed with orgasmic simulated masturbation he knew would earn him the undisputed title of Best Frontman in Seattle as well as many wet female crotches. As far as the band is concerned, this free wheelin road warrior reigns above all and is pound for pound the leanest, meanest, biggest tokin', biggest dickest, rockin'est Son of a Bitch in music today. His plan is to use this influence, combined with "The Prince Of Porn's" evil energy to liberate the greatest thing in the world - "The Leafy Great Green Trees". His vocal barrage of deep growling and shrieking screams leaves men shaking in their urine-filled boots and women weeping desperately for more. JG is the spiritual embodiment of The BrainDead. Sex, Drugs and Rock N Roll in its purest shock cock rock form. That is The BrainDead and that is JG. "JG" Says... "Relax, Party Like A Pagan and Legalize It FUCKFACE"!!! |
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