Bass Guitarist and Soul Shaker

Ever seen the movie "Wierd Science"? You know, the one where the two computer nerds create the perfect woman to fulfill their every need? Upon seeing this movie for the 666th time, The Evil Clark Chaos ordered his two computer literate lackeys "Shannon The Cannon" And "Russ T. Gonads" to their PC's to begin work creating "THE PERFECT BASS PLAYER".

Only one problem though...THEY FUCKED UP !!!  When Hodgy appeared through the green and black haze (complete with two tall boy beers in a paper sack), he was dressed in paisley clothing, was only about 5 feet tall, had 3 personalities and a generally piss poor attitude towards people no matter who they were. This small stick of dynamite could play the hell out of a bass though, and was not afraid to crush the skull of the biggest person he saw from the stage during shows. After seeing his stage performance, Chaos and the rest of the crew decided he was a terrific player and an invaluable part of the stage show, so Chaos released The Cannon and Gonads from their punishment of washing his cum stained clothing for eternity. The entire band then, began working on a plan to do away with the Hodge's drinking personality...