Guitarist and Soul Snatcher

Current Employment: Purdy Women's Correctional Facility - SEXUAL DEVIANCY WARD Attendant

Clark Chaos is the mad creator of this entire mess known as The BrainDead. In 1983, then just a fledgling in the art of evil, he started the band with Rusty Gonad's innocent assistance in the dank dark recesses of Clark's garage. Calling themselves Razor Edge, after the popular movie. They slowly and painfully screeched out what they called music and the neighborhood was never the same. It was noted that violent and sexual crimes dramatically rose as well as all age suicides during this same time period but police and city officials have never traced the source of such disturbing and troubled statistics. They attributed these crimes to the "Rat Race Syndrome".  But we all know that these crimes could only be the direct sub-conscious public response from releasing such devilish music. This deviosity could only be unleashed by Satan himself, through the evilness of Clark Chaos. "The Prince Of Porn" was the perfect Evil but little did he know that he would soon have a gigantic monkey wrench thrown into the gears of his "Perfect" dark magic and energy.

Chaos's warped vision has secured him a position of high honor suckling at Satan's right testicle for all of eternity. In the words of the all mighty Clark Chaos, "HAIL SATAN (with a six pack of brewskies)!!" At least thats what he says in Satan's presence. His real plan is to overthrow Satan and take over, Unfortunately, Satan knows this